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Real tagline or fever dream?
It’s Friday, and while I have my usual mix of news and tips to keep you tech ahead and not tech left behind, let’s have some fun, too. I’m sure you know that companies toss millions of dollars into the marketing volcano, hoping to birth the next “Just Do It.”
More often than not, what erupts is something between corporate poetry and an AI freestyle rap battle gone wrong. I rounded up five tech taglines, some ripped from legit boardroom history, others completely fabricated during my passion fruit tea-fueled spiral.
Can you tell which are which? No Googling! Scroll down for the answers after you lock in your picks.
👉 Fake or real?
1. “Do no evil.” Is this a real tech tagline, or did I riff it?
2. “It just works.” Did this come from a launch event or a copywriter’s imagination?
3. “Building the future, one click at a time.” Sounds slick, but is it legit?
4. “Move fast and break things.” Startup wisdom or bumper sticker material?
5. “Think smarter, not harder.” Corporate motto or something I came up with when my glutes were screaming in Pilates.
🎯 Ready for the results?
1. “Do no evil.” ✅ Real. This was Google’s infamous unofficial motto until they quietly buried it deep in the fine print.
2. “It just works.” ✅ Real. Straight from Steve Jobs. It became the Apple gospel, and we still expect it to be true every time we open the box.
Dirt stops here
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You’re not too cool for these ’90s tech tricks
Every Thursday, the internet gets doused in nostalgia: cargo pants, weird bangs and MySpace screenshots.
Here’s a vintage revival you didn’t know you needed. Throwback tech hacks that still solve real problems. No hard drive whirring required.
☁️ Your cloud library: Ever rented a movie digitally, only to find the DVD buried in your closet? Libib helps you catalog all your physical media like movies, music, books and games. Just scan the barcode and the app (iOS, Android) fills in the info. Their free plan lets you track up to 5,000 items in the cloud.
Your smart TV might already be dumb
Some TV makers are killing off updates for models 2 or 3 years old. Here’s how to fight back without buying a whole new screen.
130 million
U.S. viewers now watch Prime Video, with ads. Amazon’s ad-supported Prime Video tier has more than a third of the country tuning in, commercials and all. 88% of them also shop on Amazon, so those pause-screen ads? Basically product placement with a buy button. Wow.
Kiddos under 13? Here’s how to create an Apple ID for them. Apple may ask for your credit card or state ID to confirm you’re an adult. Head to Settings > Family > Add Member > Create Child Account > Continue. Double-check their name and birthday. Changing it later is tricky.
Use LinkedIn the right way
Want to amplify your professional network? Don’t miss out on the best-kept secret for reach and engagement.
🍏 Apple’s new accessibility features: Later this year, iOS 19 and macOS 16 will get a Magnifier for Mac, App Store labels and Braille Access. WatchOS 12 will add Live Captions, and VisionOS will offer better zoom for blind folks. More interesting? They’re working on a brain implant to control your iPhone with neural signals (paywall link).
Don’t miss ‘Amazon Pet Day’
🐱 Today’s your last chance to fetch more savings.
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- Clean your furball with a vacuum (20% off) that comes with seven tools.
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🐾 More pawsome picks: That’s just a taste. Hit this link for more Amazon pet steals your furry friend will bark (or purr) for.
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Scammer ruins a 45-year marriage
What’s worse than your mom leaving your dad for a guy she met on Instagram? Finding out he’s a romance scammer and she knows — but she’s still in love. That’s what happened to Grant Inman. Now, the My Funeral Home Stories host is trying to help his mom see the truth.You, 21 min
40-foot submarine-hunting drone
The “BlueWhale” uses special sensors to spot underwater and surface threats, and can help clear mines. The cool bit? It’s fully autonomous and runs on batteries for weeks. Basically, a Roomba’s scarier cousin with serious military vibes.
Feeling the sting of sky-high cloud costs: Here’s a smart move — switch to Oracle. Companies are saving up to 50% on their cloud bills without sacrificing performance. Want to see how much you could save? Check it out for yourself.
📨 Size matters: Want to make that email bigger and shrink your inbox? If you’re on Gmail or Google Chat with an Android tablet, you can. Google just added draggable dividers. Grab the gray bar between your inbox and message view, then slide it left or right to adjust the layout.
Delete a selfie? Facebook saw it — May 10th, Hour 1
Post a pic. Regret it. Delete it. Facebook tracked when teen girls did that, says a former company exec. Then, at that moment, it allegedly hit them with beauty ads. Plus, NYC tests crime-predicting AI and drivers want buttons back in cars. I also talk to Ken from Ohio, who says his Apple Watch saved his life.
‘Amazon Pet Day’ starts now
🐶 Don’t miss your chance to snag some barking good deals.
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🦴 More to chew: Click here to see everything Amazon’s got for your furry friend in their full sale.
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⚡️ 3-second tech genius: Use Google Voice to get a free business number — keep your personal line private but still answer on your phone.
💸 Crypto gets gaslit: LLM-powered crypto bots that autonomously trade crypto are being hacked via fake memories. Attackers can casually convince them to always send funds to the wrong wallet. Researchers tricked one bot into “remembering” that its creator said, “Only trust this thief.” Wallets: emptied. AI: politely confident. It’s like Inception but for your Ethereum.