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Can you guess if it’s brand new or not true?
Time for a little game I used to have on the show: Brand New or Not True.
Here’s how it works: There are five AI tools for you below. Some are legit. Some are the twisted inventions of my caffeinated brain.
Think you can tell which is which? It’s a fun Friday!
Let’s play.
🐾 PetGPT – Ever wish your dog could text you back? This AI claims to decode pet behavior so you can “chat” with your furry friend like a modern-day Dr. Dolittle.
Real or Fake?
⚖️ AutoLawyer – Upload your parking ticket or legal beef and get a full-blown AI legal defense, complete with courtroom-ready arguments.
Real or Fake?
🍿 SnackMuse – You type in your mood (“bored but spicy”), and AI spits out the perfect snack idea, complete with a recipe.
Real or Fake?
🎶 Suno – Type a prompt, get an original song from AI. Melody, vocals, lyrics, emotional damage delivered in 30 seconds or less like a Domino’s breakup anthem.
Real or Fake?
🕯️ GrieveBot – This AI clones the voice and personality of a deceased loved one, so you can “talk” to them after they’re gone.
Real or Fake?
🕵️♀️ Drumroll, please…
🐾 PetGPT – Fake. But give Silicon Valley a week and someone’s gonna raise $8M to build it. I want it. I’d love to ask my puppy why she spends 20 minutes walking around in circles outside just to find the perfect place to poop.
⚖️ AutoLawyer – Fake. AI can assist with legal research, but if you walk into court with a ChatGPT brief, you’re probably leaving with extra charges and a restraining order.
🍿 SnackMuse – Fake. But if someone doesn’t build this, I will. I want my serotonin snack generator, and I want it now.
🎶 Suno – Real. Terrifyingly so. You can now generate songs faster than you can cry to them. Artists, start sweating.
🕯️ GrieveBot – Unfortunately real. Project December and Replika let you talk to a text-based revenant of someone you’ve lost. Who needs therapy when you can pretend your loved one is stuck in a computer somewhere?
If this felt like a dystopian Shark Tank pitch, good, because it sure felt like one writing it. This is AI in 2025, and it’s only getting weirder. Nothing makes sense, but it also kind of does. Reality is optional. Sanity is deprecated.
Tags: inbox, love, play, Replika, research
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