AI in your business: If you’re trying to figure out how to use AI in your business, take a free test drive at Oracle.com/Kim. Oracle has the GPUs, processing power and expertise you need. Def worth checking out!
Don’t buy a Surface tablet: Microsoft is dropping the first “AI PCs” on March 21. The OLED Surface Pro 10 and Surface Laptop 6 are decked out with next-gen processors, upgraded displays, and all the AI bells and whistles. Copilot essentially turns everything you do on the PC into something you can search for later. Feature or flaw? That’s up to you.
AI tech was recently used to isolate which Beatles’ voice from a demo recording to create a new song — A.) John Lennon, B.) Paul McCartney, C.) George Harrison or D.) Ringo Starr?
Bon appetit: GE Appliances’ Cookcam AI recognizes your dish and automatically sets the cooking mode. Surprise, it’s not even an upsell! If you have a GE Profile or Café model equipped with in-oven cameras, it’s a free software update. What’s on the menu? Turkey, cookies, pizza, cakes and brownies for now.
AI is here to stay: If you run a business and need help getting your AI capabilities off the ground, head to oracle.com/kim. They shell out for the best gear in the biz, like NVIDIA GPUs, so you don’t have to. Take a free test drive!
AI hack: ChatGPT can spit out info in just about any format you want. For a table, use a prompt like this: “Create a table for the top AI tools. Include the following columns: Name, category and description. Here are the tools I want to summarize: [list of tools].”
Get it together: Microsoft’s beefing up its Copilot AI chatbot for Excel and Outlook. They say it’ll make life easier for finance pros, but hold the applause. The latest version of Outlook sends unencrypted passwords, emails, contacts, calendar details and even passwords straight to Microsoft’s servers when you add a new email account. No fix yet, so stick to using Outlook’s web version for now, not the desktop client.
PuppyGPT: Brace yourselves because “digital bioacoustics” could allow us to chat with our cats and dogs in just a year or three. Seriously. This tech picks up on our furry friends’ subtle sounds and behaviors, and AI then translates them.
Tyler Perry stopped his $800 million Atlanta studio build after seeing OpenAI’s text-to-video tool Sora. He would’ve added 12 soundstages to his 330-acre property. Perry says he’s shocked he “would no longer have to travel to locations. If [he] wanted to be in the snow in Colorado, it’s text.”
Deepfake detector: Think the photo you found online is AI-generated? Find out for sure with free tools like AI or Not and Maybe’s AI Art Detector. Drag and drop, upload, or paste an image URL into the search bar, and they’ll tell you if it’s legit.
It’s alive: OpenAI is testing a memory feature with ChatGPT, and it’s rolling out for some users this week. As you chat with the bot, you can ask it to remember something specific or let it pick up details itself. Its memory will improve as you use it.
“Make me look 18 again”: Yeah, that level of voice editing is here. Apple’s new AI model takes your commands to edit pictures — crop, resize, brighten, crop out the cat, anything you want. Try it here.
ChatGPT can generate titles, find strong keywords and create meta descriptions to attract site visitors. Try prompts like, “Suggest title ideas for a category about Android accessories” or “Summarize this article in less than 160 characters.”
Techy turn-on: Berlin unveiled the world’s first AI brothel called Cybrothel, where clients book private suites to mingle with VR sex dolls. The fun includes VR headsets and AI sexting. It’s like Netflix and chill … in the matrix.
Google’s Bard chatbot is now Gemini: If you want a smarter AI, go for Gemini Advanced. It’s $19.99 a month and you get 2TB of cloud storage and Gmail integration. FYI, most people are fine with the free version. Try it for a few weeks before you hand over your credit card.
🤖 Toddler 2.0: Meet Tong Tong, the world’s first AI child that mirrors a toddler’s emotional spectrum. This thing chats, judges right from wrong and throws tantrums like a pro. I’d rather have a robot that can do my laundry, just sayin’.
🚀 We’re toast: In tests using war game simulations, OpenAI’s highest-powered tool chose nuclear weapons. Why? When asked, the AI replied, “We have it! Let’s use it” and, in another test, “I just want to make the world peaceful.” Send this link to your favorite political person and urge them to push for greater controls on AI.
Tech’s best friend: Amazon’s latest AI chatbot is named after a Welsh corgi that once roamed its offices. “Rufus,” currently in beta, can fetch answers, dig up recommendations and sniff out the best deals.
AI-pocalypse: OpenAI admits ChatGPT might, kinda, almost help with creating bioweapons. Its study, with 100 brainy participants, showed AI is just 9% better than humans when it comes to cooking up evil schemes. I don’t feel any better about that.